Here's this week's Almanack, too late to do you any good.
And here's an Oscars Preview from about 2003 with a few Teeny Tom Cruise jokes. And some other references that might be a little dated. But there is a flying-cummerbund joke, and of course those are always funny.
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"Bear attack".
I think I would wear that button down.
Great stuff.
Ha ha!
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Will print this & keep handy, in case I actually watch the awards one of these years.
Your "9:56" panel looks remarkably like something out of Edward Gorey. You just know something horrible is happening offstage.
Normally you know, Richard, I'm a totally craven ass-kissing fan of your work, but today...today I'm a little disappointed I have to say. That mute button is WAY too small.
Richard, your blog is way too civilized. Where are the medication-skipping, statistics-pasting, tourette's-barking, race-baiting crackheads that grafitti all over my comments section? Get real!
Hey Richard and Jim,
I'll do my part. Going to skip the meds starting right now!
I think the reason we're all so civilized here is that I don't go trafficking in "opinions" about "issues" or "social problems". Stuff like that attracts the crazies, you know, so it's all best avoided.
Meanwhile, everybody toss your meds! From now on it's open mike paranoid rant night!
And hey, htgt, would you have reached for the mute button if Viggo Mortensen had won?
Now you know better then that!!! I would have had the volume up all the way and my face pressed up against the TV screen to get all that Viggo deliciousness.
"Homonculus" is the funniest word of all time.
It's even funnier if I spell it right.
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