WHAT'S NEW AT THOMPSONIANA?

MOTHER'S DAY CARDS

FROM 

THOMPSONIANA

IT'S NO WONDER THE INVENTOR OF
MOTHER'S DAY WAS A
CRANK WHO DISOWNED THE ENTIRE THING, AND ANY SENTIMENTALITY ON SUCH A FRAUDULENT, MADE-UP OCCASION IS MISPLACED. 
IT'S GENERATIONAL EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL,
 BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU
FROM ORDERING OUR
HIGH-QUALITY ARTISANAL CARDS.

THERE, THAT'S THE LOT.

INSIDE IT SAYS,

"TRUE STORY, I SWEAR!"

OR SOMETHING.

FROM 

THOMPSONIANA

TRUE, WE SWEAR.