The next Gala Launch Party is scheduled for 7:00, January 9, 2015, at Politics & Prose, 5015 Connecticut Ave. Washington, D.C. We'll have folklife exhibitions, tests of balance, methods of reusing old newsprint, amusing ways to pass the time, whittling, yodeling for bureaucrats, rasslin' for the meek and an exhaustive tutorial on shoplifting tiny novelty books from up near the cash register.
"We'll have folklife exhibitions, tests of balance, methods of reusing old newsprint, amusing ways to pass the time, whittling', yodeling for bureaucrats, rasslin' for the meek and an exhaustive tutorial on shoplifting tiny novelty books from up near the cash register."
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I think Mr. Thompson should write a weekly column for a newspaper. The Washington Post, perhaps?
How about a Cul-de-Sac novel? With Petey as the protagonist...
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