WHAT'S NEW FROM
YES!
WE HAVE
A SENSATION FROM THE
GEORGE W. BUSH
INTERREGNUM,
THIS CLASSIC PIECE
OF AMERICANA CAN NOW
BE YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE
OF ONLY $2.95 PER CARD!
THE ORIGINAL MAY HANG IN THE LOUVRE*
BUT NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE TOO!
THE HELL WITH THE FRENCH!
I DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU'D GIVE THIS TO,
BUT IT'S ONLY $2.95.
THOMPSONIANA, LEADING THE WAY MORALLY, ETHICALLY & PHYSICALLY
IT'S NOT IN THE LOUVRE, IT'S IN LEE SALEM'S DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM.
Maybe the roadkill card goes to the Corleones in your life. Kind of a cleaner way to say "Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes"?
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