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Are your T-shirts too standoffish? Do they exude a reluctance to engage, perhaps even, to challenge society? Do they lack gumption? Do they dare to be annoying and pesky? Maybe we can help.
WEAR THIS AND PEOPLE WILL GET OUT OF YOUR WAY.
It's the Alice Shirt and it comes in 20 colors.
On the front is Alice mauling Polyfill.
On the back is the title of a forgotten comic strip.
You wear this shirt. Chicks dig it.
I MUST HAVE THE FERAL ALICE T-SHIRT! CAPS LOCK INTENTIONAL!
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