Here's an old one, but a friend of mine keeps telling it over and over everywhere he goes, so I can actually remember the whole thing.The doctor tells the patient, "I've got bad news. You've got cancer AND Alzheimer's."The patient replies with relief, "Well at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
What do you do w/ an elephant w/ three balls?I don't know what do you do w/ an elephant w/ three balls?You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
A man walks into a bar....Ouch :PI like your blog! Hopefully this comment hasn't been posted twice.
Why are there so many "Johnsons" in the phonebook?Because they all have phones.----Congratulations on your nomination, Richard! I hope you take hope the award!
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have one beer and .............. one shot." The bartender says "Why the big paws?"This blog is great. Your comcis are amazing
Two fish walking down the street — Pat and Mike.Pat picks up a snowball and just wings it at Mike. Mike says, "what'd you do that for?""For the halibut."
A priest, a rabbi, and a fireman walk into a bar. As they approach the counter, the bartender looks up. "What is this?" he says, "some kind of joke?"
So, this skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop."
Two blondes were on a hike, and one said, "Oh, look! Deer tracks!"The other said, "I think those are actually bear tracks."Then the train hit them.
Here's an old one, but a friend of mine keeps telling it over and over everywhere he goes, so I can actually remember the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteThe doctor tells the patient, "I've got bad news. You've got cancer AND Alzheimer's."
The patient replies with relief, "Well at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
What do you do w/ an elephant w/ three balls?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what do you do w/ an elephant w/ three balls?
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
A man walks into a bar.
ReplyDelete...Ouch :P
I like your blog! Hopefully this comment hasn't been posted twice.
Why are there so many "Johnsons" in the phonebook?
ReplyDeleteBecause they all have phones.
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Congratulations on your nomination, Richard! I hope you take hope the award!
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have one beer and .............. one shot." The bartender says "Why the big paws?"
ReplyDeleteThis blog is great. Your comcis are amazing
Two fish walking down the street — Pat and Mike.
ReplyDeletePat picks up a snowball and just wings it at Mike.
Mike says, "what'd you do that for?"
"For the halibut."
A priest, a rabbi, and a fireman walk into a bar. As they approach the counter, the bartender looks up. "What is this?" he says, "some kind of joke?"
ReplyDeleteSo, this skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop."
ReplyDeleteTwo blondes were on a hike, and one said, "Oh, look! Deer tracks!"
ReplyDeleteThe other said, "I think those are actually bear tracks."
Then the train hit them.