If I had any brains I'd turn this into a Valentine's Day card. It was drawn to illustrate a Joel Achenbach column in the Post Magaz...

This is also a lazy repost, also from the Post mag, this time from Valentine's Day '03. And every word of it is true, or close enoug...

And some advice; if you're on a deadline and in a hurry, draw candy. It's quick 'n' easy!