WHAT IS NEW AT
NOT MUCH, OUR KID JUST GOT HIS WISDOM TEETH OUT,
THE OLD LADY WENT TO HER 30tTH HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, I FOUND A $20 BILL IN THE PARKING LOT, YOU KNOW, NOTHING EARTH-SHAKING.
OH, YOU MEAN "WHAT NEW PRODUCTS HAVE YOU GOT?" I SEE, I SEE. WELL, WE GOT THESE, BUT THEY'RE NOT REALLY MOVING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. NOW, IF HE'D DRAW SOME PUPPIES OR KITTENS, THEY'D MOVE.
INSTEAD, WE GET ELEPHANTS.
THE HAPPY NEW YEAR CARD
Inside it says, "And many more."
INSTEAD, WE GET ELEPHANTS.
THE HAPPY NEW YEAR CARD
Inside it says, "And many more."
THE PETEY CARD
Inside, it says, "It's going to be one of those days."
THE HEY, JACKASS CARD
Inside, it says, "No, not you."
I'm quite proud of this card, and I'm posting it despite the fact that it does appear in the book and I could get in serious tr-